BREAKING: Pure-Hearted Runner Is Sole Survivor of Clif Factory Tour

BREAKING: Pure-Hearted Runner Is Sole Survivor of Clif Factory Tour

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Dumb Runner Illustrated #140: 'Close'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #140: 'Close'

She’s got this!

Motivation News
Dumb Runner Poster #258
Dumb Runner Poster #258

Nice try, corn!

He Ran 50 Marathons in 50 Days to Raise Money for Alzheimer’s Research But He’s Also an ICE Agent, So Not Sure Where That Leaves Us, Inspiration-wise
He Ran 50 Marathons in 50 Days to Raise Money for Alzheimer’s Research But He’s Also an ICE Agent, So Not Sure Where That Leaves Us, Inspiration-wise

Uplifting story complicated by horrifying career choice.

Dumb Runner Poster #257
Dumb Runner Poster #257

For a while, anyway.

Dumb Runner Poster #256
Dumb Runner Poster #256

Be like a Weeble.

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Ask Dr. Dumb: My Running Shoes Make Embarrassing Noises; Should I Sue?
Ask Dr. Dumb: My Running Shoes Make Embarrassing Noises; Should I Sue?

If you care about justice, yes.

New Apple BodPods Offer ‘360-Degree Social Isolation’
New Apple BodPods Offer ‘360-Degree Social Isolation’

Users are promised zero risk of human interaction.

New Tracksmith Shirts Will Have Prices Printed Directly on Them
New Tracksmith Shirts Will Have Prices Printed Directly on Them

Now, even nonrunners will know what you paid, company says.

For Six-Toed Runner, Every Mention of Injini Is a Knife to the Heart
For Six-Toed Runner, Every Mention of Injini Is a Knife to the Heart

Five-toed socks are “so comfortable,” clueless friends say.

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