BREAKING: Compression Gear the Closest Local Runner Ever Gets to Being Hugged

BREAKING: Compression Gear the Closest Local Runner Ever Gets to Being Hugged

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Budget-Conscious Runner Opts for Store-Brand Shoes
Budget-Conscious Runner Opts for Store-Brand Shoes

“Probably made in the same factory,” man tells self.

Running News from DumbRunner.com
Dumb Runner Illustrated #133: 'List'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #133: 'List'

Check, check, check.

Local Runner Skips 8-Page ‘Runner’s World’ Article Because Frankly It Seems Like a Real Downer
Local Runner Skips 8-Page ‘Runner’s World’ Article Because Frankly It Seems Like a Real Downer

“Ugh,” says reader.

Badwater Finishers Furious to Learn Course Was 63 Miles Short
Badwater Finishers Furious to Learn Course Was 63 Miles Short

Organizers blame error on volunteer course marshal.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #132: 'Footprints'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #132: 'Footprints'

Hey, He’s only human. Or was. Depending on whom you ask.

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Dumb Runner Poster #255
Dumb Runner Poster #255

That’s how you get resulds.

INSPIRATION ALERT! This Li’l Rhinovirus Singlehandedly Ruined Someone’s Entire Marathon
INSPIRATION ALERT! This Li’l Rhinovirus Singlehandedly Ruined Someone’s Entire Marathon

Tiny infectious agent is stronger than it looks.

Dumb Runner Poster #254
Dumb Runner Poster #254

No more excuses!

‘It’s Important Not to Take Yourself Too Seriously,’ Says Parallel Universe David Goggins
‘It’s Important Not to Take Yourself Too Seriously,’ Says Parallel Universe David Goggins

Visually identical version of Earth Goggins quotes Monty Python, cracks self up.