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Semiconscious Woman Makes Strong Case for Skipping Morning Run
Semiconscious Woman Makes Strong Case for Skipping Morning Run

Local runner decides to stay put.

Gear News
Boston Marathon Unveils Limited-Edition 'Members Only' 2026 Jacket
Boston Marathon Unveils Limited-Edition 'Members Only' 2026 Jacket

Iconic ‘80s brand called a “natural choice” for exclusive race.

Ask Dr. Dumb: My Running Shoes Make Embarrassing Noises; Should I Sue?
Ask Dr. Dumb: My Running Shoes Make Embarrassing Noises; Should I Sue?

If you care about justice, yes.

New Apple BodPods Offer ‘360-Degree Social Isolation’
New Apple BodPods Offer ‘360-Degree Social Isolation’

Users are promised zero risk of human interaction.

New Tracksmith Shirts Will Have Prices Printed Directly on Them
New Tracksmith Shirts Will Have Prices Printed Directly on Them

Now, even nonrunners will know what you paid, company says.

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Injured Runner Experiences All 5 Stages of Grief During Single Run
Injured Runner Experiences All 5 Stages of Grief During Single Run

Local man goes from denial to acceptance in record time.

Everything Going Well in Days Leading Up to Marathon, Local Runner Says—a Little TOO Well
Everything Going Well in Days Leading Up to Marathon, Local Runner Says—a Little TOO Well

Eerie calm leaves man deeply unsettled.

Sick Freak Actually Smiling on Treadmill
Sick Freak Actually Smiling on Treadmill

Fellow gymgoers advised to give weirdo wide berth, avoid eye contact.

Traveling Runner Overwhelmed With Options at Hotel Fitness Center
Traveling Runner Overwhelmed With Options at Hotel Fitness Center

Swipe of key card reveals an embarrassment of riches.

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