BREAKING: Woman Prepares for Run By Yanking Leg Good and Hard

BREAKING: Woman Prepares for Run By Yanking Leg Good and Hard

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Dumb Runner Illustrated #105: 'Fortune'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #105: 'Fortune'

“A stranger will offer you a cup of water.”

Gear News
‘Nice Socks Are an Affordable Luxury,’ Says Runner Who Owns $437 Worth of Nice Socks
‘Nice Socks Are an Affordable Luxury,’ Says Runner Who Owns $437 Worth of Nice Socks

“You can always use another pair of socks,” woman adds.

Nike Offers Sneak Peek at USATF Uniform for 2028 Olympics
Nike Offers Sneak Peek at USATF Uniform for 2028 Olympics

Photos depict model in various positions.

In Hilarious April Fool's Prank, Running Shoe Makers Pledge to Move Factories From Asia to U.S.
In Hilarious April Fool's Prank, Running Shoe Makers Pledge to Move Factories From Asia to U.S.

“Ha ha!” says consortium of gear manufacturers.

Consumer Watchdogs Accuse Nike of 'Shrinkflation'
Consumer Watchdogs Accuse Nike of 'Shrinkflation'

Critics say footwear giant is giving runners less shoe for same price.

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Dumb Runner Poster #245
Dumb Runner Poster #245

And with a dictionary, if need be.

Dumb Runner Poster #244
Dumb Runner Poster #244

In fact, you don’t even have to walk. Just BE OUT THERE.

Dumb Runner Poster #243
Dumb Runner Poster #243

Skeptical? Try it and see for yourself.

Man Watching Local Marathon Inspired to Take Up Pickleball
Man Watching Local Marathon Inspired to Take Up Pickleball

Spectator calls pain and suffering “super motivational.”